Friday, February 27, 2009

Disturbing images

A photograph does not have to show graphic nudity to be disturbing.

I titled this image "Double Crossed (by religion)". Photographed in 1989, at an artists' house in Los Angeles. The model is wearing leg braces, a straight jacket and has a huge cross-shaped head clamp attached. Reflects the crippling effect blind adherence to (any) dogma has on someone's spirit.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Back to film




The Nikon N90s


Digital has it's place, for microstock and stuff where one needs instant results and digitized images, but for real B&W and especially Infrared IR, nothing beats film.

To this end I have resurrected my revered Nikon N90s. Heavy, solid camera. A very advanced camera - at the time it was released, it was Nikon's most advanced pro camera until the F5, then F100. Nothing I'd ever held had focused faster in Auto mode. First time I shot with it, my daughter was swinging on a swing set and it tracked her swinging towards me and away with ease. Heavy SOB, tho. With the battery pack attached, it was twice the size of my Minolta X700 with rewinder. Twice as heavy, I recall the first few shoots I did with it my right hand and arm ached.

I ma planning several projects, some nudes in infrared, and some landscapes. I've also ordered an Russian knock-off of the Leica III, called a Fed-3. Talk about "old school"... plus I've ordered some B&W film from Los Angeles that is formulated on a 1940s B&W film, so paired with the Fed I'll recreate some interesting 1940s effects.


This is the Fed-3...

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Mental Health Break

One of my favorite cartoons....

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Unlicensed Plumbers

Ok - "Joe the Plumber" who isn't named Joe and isn't licensed to even clean out a drain is now a GOP adviser. In the midst of an economic crisis, and after balking at a stimulus package, the GOP is turning to an unlicensed plumber/campaign prop to discuss legislative strategy on economic policy. The line between Republicans' approach to governing and satirical performance art blurs just a little more.

But being an unlicensed plumber can be very, VERY bad.

Case in point right here:

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Ebay store opened



I have placed some nice art prints of my landscapes on Ebay for sale. Included is this shot of a tractor under fresh snow. Both 8x10 and 11x14s are offered. Something like this should brighten your office walls.

You can find the listings here.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Photo Lesson - Create Morning Light

Assignment: Morning Breakfast

(This lesson is from my old Texas Glamour site - and originally written in 1999. It shows just what a pro had to go through when shooting real film. You needed a polaroid back to see what was happening before shooting rolls of film. Digital gives almost instant feedback, but still this lesson is valuable.... )

During a recent shoot with model Kristi Daniels, Lauriel had an idea to shoot her while seated for breakfast. The house we borrowed for this shoot had a perfect breakfast nook, but a few problems existed:

#1: By the time we got to this specific shot idea, it was well past morning...
and #2, it was a gloomy rainy day,
and #3, this breakfast nook has no morning sun anyway!

The task fell to me (Lauriel didn't even consider this..) to create a morning scene.

Well, it's easy if you've had training and experience in film lighting, and apply a bit of common sense.

Morning sun is soft, filtering into a scene, giving a sense of comfort and serenity. The best lighting for this is a broad source off to the side. I didn't have my large 4x8 silk frame, so I improvised by testing one lighting scheme with Polaroid and then making adjustments.



First, I placed two umbrella lights to the right side, with some rip-stop nylon to further soften the light. Not bad, but not what was needed. I added a light outside the nook's window, as the outside was showing up like night. We let the house owner's huge dog Cerebus into the garage, so he wouldn't chew up the light, and I aimed the bare light towards the window from a downward angle.



This Polaroid shows that result. Better... but not quite there. I pulled one umbrella back several feet, and kept the one umbrella scrimmed, as the light was casting two shadows and not quite soft enough. The outside light was direct through the window, more like a street light in a bad neighborhood, than morning sun. I went out side, removed the storm screen, and replaced it with a sheet of rip-stop nylon. This brightened the light enough to overpower the window blinds, creating a glowing effect, as the last Polaroid indicates.



Then final adjustments were setting the F/stop down another 1/2 stop to f/8.0, and I gave the camera to Lauriel to shoot away.

Such on-the-spot adjustments is made possible by several factors: Having a Polaroid to proof the scene, years of training and experience, and not saying "Oh, this is good enough".... Further fiddling with a polarizer would have eliminated the window's reflection in the glass table, but I did not have a filter for this particular lens with me.

Here's the final result. Certainly appears like morning light to me....



You can fake sunlight at anytime if you keep in mind the sun is simply a very bright point source of light. Adjust or eliminate any visual clues to what time it really is, and you can shoot night for day anytime. Film makers do this all the time.

On Upgrade-itus

Upgrading as soon as a new bit of technology comes onto the market. I have a friend who seems to buy a new big screen TV each time a new version comes out for HDTV, he had the first Digital Light Projecting TV even before I knew they existed. Then you get folks who slap in new system boards and CPUs as soon as the latest is released, going from dual core to quad-core every 12 months.

I call it “Upgradeitus”.

I don’t know if that’s a real medical condition or not, but it has struck my kid. It all started two years ago with a gift of an IPod Nano, 1st generation. 1 gig of music.

Last year, right before our trip to New Hampshire to see my sister, she accidently left her IPod in her hoody’s pocket and it was pulled when the jacket was in the dryer. The ear-phones were melted and the screen was black. It looked really bad. So we rushed to Best Buy and I got her the LAST IPod Nano 3rd gen, 4 gigs, that they had left.

At home we discovered her old PC couldn’t handle the new ITunes, so we had to get music on her new IPod with my system. That’s when I found out the older IPod was somehow still alive. Using a nifty back up program I found, I pulled the music off her old one and onto the new one.
She so graciously gave me her old one. I put a few songs onto it and have been using it as a “go to sleep” aid.

This year the “old” IPod was full. She wanted a new one, this time in Lime Green. I mean, seriously, how can anyone listen to all the music a 4 gig IPod can hold? Oh yes, the new one is small like her first one, which means it fits her pockets better.

But somehow the money arrived for her to go buy the new one. 8 gigs of space, plus numerous ITunes cards as gifts… I bet this one is almost full.

Oh yeah, she also gave me this old one as well. I filled it with enough music I can drive to LA and not hear the same tune twice, and I still have 2 gigs free. OK – 1.5 gigs after downloading some video podcasts by the comedy channel.

I’m betting next year it’ll be a 16 gig IPod in neon purple that must be found….